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By far the largest fucking fairy I’ve ever seen In my life
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By far the largest fucking fairy I’ve ever seen In my life


It was 896 grams

(20oz redbull for scale)

by Noiro-uh

36 Comments

  1. Pretend-Function-133

    We called those “homewreckers”. I ordered 5lb of carrots and a single 5lb carrot showed up lol

  2. ScreamBeanBabyQueen

    Sorry for my ignorance… What do you mean “fairy”?

    Google tells me a fairy carrot is one grown in a mason jar, but I don’t know of mason jars that size.

  4. BestAmoto

    “maybe i should call him”  for that bbc. Big blood-orange carrot. 

  7. UndercoverFBIAgent9

    Keister that thing, I dare you

  12. unclebillsofficial

    this is the third post on various social medias i’ve seen with a big-ass carrot. what the hell is going on? i’m wondering if HEB and your produce supplier have the same sources???

  15. chunkylover_53_

    This carrot is making me feel insecure

  16. No_Math_1234

    It’s impressive but it’s going to taste like wood

  19. FlyByRoll

    ![gif](giphy|kjTWsAClez4oz3A9PK|downsized)

  20. Topwaterblitz47

    ![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)

  25. EVs-and-IVsaurs

    I see a far larger fairy every time i look in the mirror

  29. perpulpeepuleeter

    If there’s a god, she’s a woman.

  33. Nekikins

    Oh the things I could fill with that would be incredible. The dominating feeling a carrot can have is one of a kind.

    Im thinking Carrot cake, carrot muffins, carrot soup, carrot stew,canned carrot, steamed carrot. The insertions would be unreal.

  34. jasontheorphan

    ![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)

  35. Upstairs-Donkey6049

    ![gif](giphy|3240pzelRQkjj9XaiK)

  36. NeoMoose

    Good for handling those deep rectal itches.